ship-hard:

buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

unhunted:

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed