i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
when someone you hate is getting fatter and uglier that means life is great :3
when someone cute calls you cute
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors